Laura Dinnebeil

Essays, poems and comedy

Main menu

Skip to content
  • About Laura

Category Archives: Uncategorized

Show Grid Show List

Post navigation

Dad the Bernie Bro

August 17, 2016 by lauradinnebeil

Life raped my mother. I mean it planted a kiss, fucked her silently and ran, though she battled death like a Trojan. Her laugh, wit and bones float in the sky like exhaust; misty black in life but now invisible. During her time on earth I was a coke slut, but today what I’d do for a minute with mom and her red-brown hair. As a daughter, I envision her and breathe- it’s the only way to connect. I learned […]

Categories: Uncategorized

1

The Female Lenny Bruce

July 26, 2016 by lauradinnebeil

“The Female Lenny Bruce”- The Greenwich Village Press

Categories: Uncategorized

Leave a comment

NY Press Essay: Female Trouble

January 31, 2016 by lauradinnebeil

Dara snuck into my heart through the back door. Cuban and Italian, she was dark like the wrong side of the moon, a devout coke addict who drank a pint of Scotch a night. She catered to my every desire, hugged me like a bear. It’s living hell to love a vampire when you’re a morning person.

Categories: Prose, Uncategorized • Tags: Burlesque, naked performance art, NY Burlesque, NY Press, Performance art

Leave a comment

Protected: Sweden

January 30, 2016 by lauradinnebeil

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

Categories: Uncategorized

Enter your password to view comments.

“Pap Smear City,” poem published by Locus Media Gallery, NYC

November 2, 2015 by lauradinnebeil

I am afraid to wake up that one spastic morning when the lump in my throat will have spread to the crack of my ass. Roz Abrams is on MTV. She is firm-chested cancer Eye witness death Until sleep releases its gas. I will wish I had shed one more tear When the doctor looks up from my lap And says, “Insurance is an illusion.” I will fantasize about his oral love while he writes my prescription for suffering. The […]

Categories: Uncategorized

Leave a comment

“Image,” Poem published by Park Slope Poetry Project

July 18, 2015 by lauradinnebeil

Married to the typewriter keys, the divorce is bloody as I lie in bed like a suicide pill that won’t go down and can’t throw up. Macy’s won’t let me write. Viacom thinks I cum fruit punch. Hollywood keeps cutting my hair and I look like Juliette Binoche, except too short and sad. Outwardly unartful, painters blow away chalk like they’re kissing between my legs, or sawing at my wrists, or beating my eyes after I shined your jewel and […]

Categories: Uncategorized

Leave a comment

Dad the Bernie Bro

February 1, 2015 by lauradinnebeil

  Life raped my mother. I mean it planted a kiss, fucked her silently and ran, though she battled death like a Trojan. Her laugh, wit and bones float in the sky like exhaust; misty black in life but now invisible. During her time on earth I was a coke slut, but today what I’d do for a minute with mom and her red-brown hair. As a daughter, I envision her and breathe- it’s the only way to connect. I […]

Categories: Uncategorized

Leave a comment

Post navigation

Archives

  • Dad the Bernie Bro
  • The Female Lenny Bruce
  • “Frigid,” poem published by Locus Media Gallery, NYC
  • NY Press Essay: Female Trouble
  • Protected: Sweden
  • “Pap Smear City,” poem published by Locus Media Gallery, NYC
  • ‘Cocky Arsonist,” Poem published by Locus Media Gallery, NYC
  • “Image,” Poem published by Park Slope Poetry Project
  • “Ted Kazinski,” Poem published by the Park Slope Poetry Project
  • Poem published by ABC No Rio,”Remote and Great.”
  • NY Press Essay: “Feeling Caged”
  • Zeitgeistworld.com Essay: Colbert the diva
  • Dad the Bernie Bro
  • Web Series: Episodes 3 & 9
  • Video: One Woman Show
© 2016 by Laura Dinnebeil. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of any material on this blog without express and written permission from this blog’s author/ owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Laura Dinnebeil with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

Archives

  • Dad the Bernie Bro
  • The Female Lenny Bruce
  • “Frigid,” poem published by Locus Media Gallery, NYC
  • NY Press Essay: Female Trouble
  • Protected: Sweden
  • “Pap Smear City,” poem published by Locus Media Gallery, NYC
  • ‘Cocky Arsonist,” Poem published by Locus Media Gallery, NYC
  • “Image,” Poem published by Park Slope Poetry Project
  • “Ted Kazinski,” Poem published by the Park Slope Poetry Project
  • Poem published by ABC No Rio,”Remote and Great.”
  • NY Press Essay: “Feeling Caged”
  • Zeitgeistworld.com Essay: Colbert the diva
  • Dad the Bernie Bro
  • Web Series: Episodes 3 & 9
  • Video: One Woman Show
© 2016 by Laura Dinnebeil. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of any material on this blog without express and written permission from this blog’s author/ owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Laura Dinnebeil with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.
Blog at WordPress.com.
  • Follow Following
    • Laura Dinnebeil
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Laura Dinnebeil
    • Customize
    • Follow Following
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
 

Loading Comments...